Unanswered Questions

Just because I know that Wyoming is a state and not a country and I can get to places without a GPS and I can hammer in a nail without hurting myself, my wife thinks I’m a genius. But, to tell you the truth, there are so many other important things that I don’t know.

For example:

How did we get transparent cells in our eyeballs but nowhere else?
What’s on the other side of the end of the Universe?
If you have to keep off the grass, how do the “Keep off the Grass” signs get there?
What’s in a name?
How does an aspirin know if you have a headache or you banged your knee?
Why do fools fall in love?
How do you “get an idea”?
What’s the difference between rigorous and vigorous?
What’s the difference between flammable and inflammable?
Which REALLY tastes better – Alpo or Purina (and what’s the difference)?
To be or not to be?
Why aren’t babies born with a full set of teeth that come as standard equipment like fingers and toes?
What’s the margin of error of a margin of error?
After we reach the end of days, who’s gonna know?
Where’s the beef?

There are so many things I don’t know, I don’t even know what they are. If YOU know any of the answers, I’d love to hear from you. But please don’t tell my wife, I would hate to spoil her impression of me.

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